Night by Night

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Men…

Post reblogged from Mike Lerner

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…if you’re at dinner with your lady and she gets up to use the bathroom, instead of checking your phone, stand up. It’s old school. Guess who will get laid that night. That’s right, you.

edit: Oh! And if she asks what you’re doing, just say, “Just being polite.” Sex and breakfast the next morning. Thank me later.
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  I should really be doing more polite things like this. I always forget in the moment.
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  So true. So so true.
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  How awful would it be if this minuscule, meaningless action actually guaranteed you sex tonight and gave you the hope of...
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  be a gentleman not...get laid that kinda takes being a gentleman out of it.
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